It happened fast. A white van entered the east end of the Kabashima bridge at around 2pm. We were on foot, eastbound on the sidewalk, at the midpoint of the bridge. The vehicle slowed as it approached, and then stopped just in front of us. The lone occupant of the van held up his hand indicating that we should stop too. We were 70 feet above the water, no escape. The driver rolled down his window, and passed us a…
A few years ago in the Sailish Sea, Mandolyn accidentally wandered into the Whiskey Golf military testing zone during a naval exercise. We had failed to check the schedule, and also forgot to turn on our VHF that day. Friends on a boat nearby heard some pretty stern hails for Mandolyn on VHF channel 16, but we didn’t realise our mistake until we noticed a navy ship charging towards us. It was like the old saying: “You know you messed…
“You look just like an American movie star!” A cafe owner in the Philippine village of Sabang was very insistent on this point. On his phone he produced a clip of Russell Crowe from the movie Gladiator. “See!? Exactly the same!” His two Filipina employees looked at Russell, then looked at me, and agreed enthusiastically. Could it be that my time in Asia has been aging me into the doppleganger of 1999 era Hollywood sex symbol Russell Crowe? Or could…
I wasn’t feeling too Christmassy as Mandolyn approached Brunei at 4am on December the 11th. I’d been weaving through oil rigs in the dark while dodging shipping and keeping a nervous eye on the lightning flashing all around. It was impossible to get comfortable in the rain soaked cockpit. We rounded a point of land, when what to my wondering eyes did appear? Is that… It was a Magical Christmas Forest! A hundred foot tree glittered with lights, surrounded by…
“So I know we just met, but how about our families go travelling together… for like six months? It’s not weird, we’ll just go everywhere together, do chores together, and realistically if you don’t finish your dinner at a restaurant, I’ll probably sneak a few bites. Am I coming on too strong?” Six months later, at Belitung Island in Indonesia, we had to say a sad farewell to the crew of Bumfuzzle. We had some great times hunting for bread…
When I was a kid I had a Curious George stuffed monkey that was my absolute favourite. George kept me safe in those dangerous times after lights out, and he gave me a lot of opportunity to imagine myself as a monkey. There we’d be, George and little monkey Doug, soaring through the treetops, throwing back bananas. Just two monkeys living the dream… Back in my adult reality, Mandolyn had arrived on the island of Borneo! We anchored off the…
“Be careful of the monkeys. Do not look them in the eye. If they steal from you, do not resist. If they jump on you, do not flinch. Never fight back.” Seems a little dramatic. This was the warning from the driver who dropped us off at the Ubud Monkey Forest on the island of Bali. This popular tourist attraction is a Hindu sacred site, as well as a monkey sanctuary. It’s also the perfect place to photograph yourself in…
After seeing the world’s biggest lizards at Komodo National Park we could no longer be satisfied with average sized animal species. Conveniently, the Island right next to Komodo is Sumbawa, home to a tourist industry built around its resident whale sharks. Whale. Sharks. The largest fish on the planet. Acceptable. We arranged with a local tour company to visit these creatures, but our guide had engine trouble the morning he was to pick us up. He called in a favor…
As we worked our way westward through Indonesia we found ourselves approaching Komodo National Park, home of the Komodo Dragons. I was feeling pretty skeptical about this. If you had asked me at age 10 to name the greatest mall, planet, comedian, and lizard, I would have answered: West Edmonton, Planet Pluto, Bill Cosby and the Komodo Dragon. So… Let’s get this over with. We were pretty exhausted when we dropped our anchor in Komodo Bay after a 48 hour…
Mandolyn has arrived in Indonesia! After 4 days at sea, we arrived feeling snackish. Ever since leaving Mexico we’ve been trying to recapture the glory of affordable and delicious cuisine. Indonesia held promise, but before we could begin our search we’d need permission from the biosecurity department to go ashore. Around 11am on the day we arrived we picked up a team of health officers in our dinghy and brought them aboard Mandolyn for an inspection. I need to mention…